Michael Bay: The Next Sigmund Freud?
The intellectual depth of this new Michael Bay movie has provided me with a window into the collective consciousness of all humyns. This is truly the most cosmopolitan piece of art I have ever experienced. The psychoanalytical depth of this movie paints the ego in a way never before seen. I urge all readers to take time out of their busy schedules of sculpting to check out this gorgeous flick.
This man inspired me to take up arms against the religious hordes. Prompted by the incident yesterday, I’ve dedicated myself even more to the cause of anti religion. Thank you Carl Sagan, you are a hero to us all.
The most ridiculous thing happened today which elicited anger out of me that I haven’t felt since Jerry Falwell warned parents that Teletubbies made kids gay. I was sitting down by the street, minding my own business, doing my job, spreading the word of atheism, when I sneezed. And, to my horror and surprise, a (clearly) militant religious capitalist had the audacity to utter a “Bless you”. Readers, I have tolerated much abuse since coming out as openly atheist, but this is truly one of the most violent crimes ever perpetrated against me. I just stood there, silently, as the felon walked past with a smirk on his face and a skip in his step. As if he just struck me down with his false god’s lightning. I can not even begin to vent my frustration except to reaffirm my commitment to fight against religion fervently and relentlessly.
I think the image speaks for itself. As a bona fide ally, I think feminism is a real issue in today’s workplace and 100% advocate the castration of all males who are not subservient to womyn. As a male, I cannot stand womyn who refuse to be revolutionary like myself.
6:30 am – Wake up and shower using “Just old enough” exfoliating crème.
7:00 am – Groom beard, take and post a picture on Instagram titled “Just got out of bed”
7:20 am – Check tumblr
7:45 am – Drink smoothly blended organic coffee while eating organic cereal and watching Desperate Housewives.
8:00 am – Place skinny jeans in dryer, to insure snug fit.
8:15 am – Leave apartment for barista job at Starbucks
5:00 pm – Return home and change into skinny sweat pants and deep v bed shirt.
5:15 pm – make soothing green tea latte and marathon Teen Wolf
8:45 pm – Check tumblr
9:00 pm – Get in bed and put on cleansing face mask.
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